Our time, energy and money are finite resources. Don’t deprive yourself of the things you take pleasure in by wasting these precious resources.

Don’t expect a 100% return on everything you do, some people are assholes. Be nice for the sake of being nice, but remember to avoid doing what you would blame others for doing.

Eat for pleasure. Why waste calories on yucky food or sub-standard buffets just because they are value for money?

Place your needs before others. Secure your own oxygen mask before assisting others. If you can’t even get your shit together, don’t go playing the hero.

Regretting past decisions is like rinsing used condoms: a disgusting waste of time.

Invest in your health.

Vote with your feet. If an establishment gives you lousy service, take your business elsewhere.

Enjoy the moment for what it is, not what it should be.





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